I looked at the tag closer, and it did indeed say "detachable ear!". This was the best Van Gogh doll ever.

My relationship with my phone is, historically, an abusive one. About a minute into the wash cycle I noticed that the plastic cretin wasn't anywhere to be found. After letting it dry for a day, I turned it on only to watch it fizzle and steam as remnant hydrosity destroyed the little beast from within. Protective Services took note of my careless behavior and now strictly forbids me from raising children.

-Tyrus Peace

I was meaning to mention this spiffy little flash game I found via Joystiq. Speed Cluster is a trippy little Japanese flash game that amounts to solitaire on crack. Columns of cards fall towards the bottom of the screen, and you can click/drag other cards onto them to create combos so long as they're one below its value. You can go from King to Ace and vice versa. My best combo is 26, as is my highest level. I'm sure the Internet's full of people who are terrifyingly superior to me at this, but I'm pretty satisfied with the output of my first few forays with this.

-Tyrus Peace