Some readers may think the joke is that they both have rocket dongs. I will allow this.



Wonderful things have happened, and I am afear'd I haven't yet regained the mental wherewithal I am accustomed to. I am a captive, and my contentment is my captor. The days blur by like roadside palms glimpsed from within the ajar trunk of a '57 Bel Air. The trunk door flaps with each bump, whispering of my presence with a klunk a clack a clunk. The car is green.



If you need to feel manly, go no further than Robot Unicorn Attack. Really, a moment with that gives me the heart of a champion.

-Tyrus Peace

I've been meaning to make Not Included a new site for a while now. The embarrassing thing is that I spent about a quarter of my time attempting to get the comment count to show up in the hide/show comments link. I'll need to figure out how to get my Mac's local server to use PHP so I can debug this exceedingly simple looking debacle.

Anyhow, it looks much better now. I don't think the ads will be coming back. Please ping me with any issues you might notice.

-Tyrus Peace

Some of the comment tweaks I made on my Mac totally hosed what was a far more delicate balancing of CSS-fu in Internet Explorer than I'd realized. See the return of [if-IE] checks to my code. Sigh.

I also figured out how to fix the order of the damn news posts about three years late. Go figure.

-Tyrus Peace