Simple enough - 22 May 2005 07:45 am
Last week's comic was rather drab and confusing for the uninitiated, I'd imagine. I deem those kinds of scripts necessary every now and again for reasons which are likely far removed from anything one might refer to as rational thought.
I toil late into the morning for my 50 or so loyal readers. Can you feel the love?
Last night I had a mouthful of Listerine in my mouth before noticing the bottle was full of fluffy little floaters. I promptly poured the bottle down the drain, watching the vile creatures make their way into the sewers. I apologize in advance if I have unwittingly loosed some hellacious Blob-esque beast which will devour all shortly after pouring forth from the faucets of the world. -Tyrus Peace