oh man, I am making you so dead right now!
I AM MAKING YOU DEADER

whoa whoa, hey guys, how 'bout we take it easy here?  Killin' people's totally bogus.  Also: God and stuff?

Sassafrass!
COPERNICUS

*stabby stab stab*

*assumes the cross position and shoots lasers from his eyes.*

titled: hello Satan, this is my ticket to hell.