The white spots danced around the street in a tight sphere, glowing under the lights and looking for all the world like a giant snow globe. Then I saw a dead bird under all the white fluff and was like OMGZ OH NOES :((((, except in proper English prefaced with gutteral sounds.

I saw Akeelah and the Bee today. It is a heartwarming story about the ghetto uniting to teach a girl spelling. Oh yeah.

-Tyrus Peace